Nervous defendants

Fine shirts fellas

You have been found guilty in my kangaroo court...

of cross dressing...

The sharks move in for the fit blonde

How do you plead?  Guilty m'lud.

Ah that's better. You almost look respectable Shed.

A united collection of Britain's finest.  With some colourful help from Benetton.

(Q. Anyone seen Dezzie?!?)

And a bonny wee Scottish Lassie

Big Al limbering up

Al and Dazza prepare to exchange blows  over the available totty

Mac confesses he wished he was English

Happy faces all round at this confession

More happy faces

Mac gets lucky.  Or, judging from that smile, is it Sharon that's getting lucky?  Where are your hands Mac?

A fine figure of a woman

Queue here for a golden shower

Ahhh... civilisation at last

Sporting legends the lot of them

Who needs Ernie Ells?

Soup and a beer (or two)

Hmm, putting two wheelie bins on top of each other and then climbing on them would be a really great idea...

The ugly sisters...(Good lip action Ruaridh!)

and the magnificent 11.